tastefullyoffensive:

Hi Kurt. [x]

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

slimydad:

this is what my dong looks like. 5 of them and everything

(Source: mondoworld)

kitsune23star:

Sylveon used Moonblast
kitsune23star:

Sylveon used Moonblast

kitsune23star:

Sylveon used Moonblast

binart:

"skip learning basic anatomy & proportion rules, what you want to work on first is developing your own style. :)"

image

gourmetgaming:

BioShock: Infinite – Hot Dog

Difficulty: 1.5 Hearts

It was recently Independence Day in the good ol’ US of A. And, like anyone who lives outside the USA, I thought it featured Will Smith, aliens and Jeff Goldblum (like all the best stories). But actually, it’s an important day of inspiration for all people of the world in its message – the moral sense of rights and equality for all people. Once such game that touched on these important issues, albeit in an alternate and much later time, was BioShock Infinite. So I thought what more fitting than to feature an all American food from a game that recently reminded us of how much progress we’ve made, but yet how far we still have to go.

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

that-random-romanian:

And now… A Misleading Compliment by Thomas Sanders